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SMS No: 1
A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
SMS No: 2
It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours.
SMS No: 3
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
   
SMS No: 4
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

SMS No: 5
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

SMS No: 6
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

SMS No: 7
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."

SMS No: 8
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

SMS No: 9 
"Never stand between a dog and the hydrant."
SMS No: 10 
"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality."
 SMS No: 11
100. "Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?"
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

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